.. your idea of a good tune suxs .. we know best.

Lets stop the bullshit.

Clubbing is a crappy game. The sound systems are cheap the drinks are expensive and punters are working class with no money and even less taste.

Face it .. most nights out are one long gutter crawling load of crap.

You don't really care about the music, the quality of the sound, the integrity of the Dj. You just want to get drunk and pretend that you are some sort of sex god.

So put KILL CLUB on your calendar and make it the highlight of your rubbish weekend out. We won't make you sexy, we won't make you cool, we just won't bullshit you about how much your attitude suxs.

All requests will be denied.