.. all dj's are criminals

Get serious, just go clubbing for no reason at all. We got evicted from one club but managed to find another one to run our ruin. So what if there is a fatal flaw in the system. It's 'minimal techno' people not the Spanish inquisition.

If you don't like it, stay the hell away and leave us alone.

If you do come and check it out, don't pretend cause all your friends on facebook already told us that you like 'minimal techno' too. Just dance and get it over with.

But if you just want to be cool and just hang out, go be a boy racer. If you want listen to 'minimal techno' then stick with the KILL CLUB.

Residents: Cubensis & Turnstyle

Venue: Zinc @ the Civic

Time: 10pm - 2am

Date: Friday night

Cost: Give us all your money .. or else.