The Alternative Rugby Commentary is back, on the ball and full of all the clichés, calls and controversy you won't hear in your average rugby commentary.

The Alternative Rugby Commentary is a fresh, frank and funny look at footy. The Alternative Rugby Commentary merciless in its mirth over whatever suckers happen to be playing New Zealand; a no-holds-barred appraisal of the local teams and players – what we really want to know, like who ate all the pies and what a monumental cock-up the All Blacks 'strength and conditioning' regime was.

Through the wonders of modern technology the Alternative Rugby Commentary is simulcast on the world wide web at http://www.arcrugby.co.nz, available for real sports fans all over the world who want sports commentary with real balls.

2008 Philips Tri Nations – New Zealand vs South Africa
July 5, 7.35pm: Wellington
ARC: The Loaded Hog, Wellington Waterfront

2008 Philips Tri Nations – New Zealand vs South Africa
July 12, 7.35pm: Dunedin
ARC: The Loaded Hog, Wellington Waterfront

2008 Philips Tri Nations – New Zealand vs Australia
July 26, 10.05pm: Sydney
ARC: The Loaded Hog, Wellington Waterfront

2008 Philips Tri Nations – New Zealand vs Australia
August 2, 7.35pm: Auckland
ARC: The Loaded Hog, Wellington Waterfront

2008 Philips Tri Nations – New Zealand vs South Africa
August 17, 1am: Cape Town
ARC: The Loaded Hog, Wellington Waterfront

2008 Philips Tri Nations – New Zealand vs South Africa
September 13, 10.05pm: Brisbane
ARC: The Loaded Hog, Wellington Waterfront

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